Dumb Lines for September 2010
» I must
be dead because I see an angel in you
« I composted my dog yesterday, how about you?
» Did you just eat Sugar Pops? Because you're sweet
« You give the word "Gunt" new meaning
» If ass was candy, you'd be a bag of Twizzlers
« You should stop eating so much, you're really fat
» The way your left leg twitches reminds me of Michael J. Fox on The
View
« I snore really loud when I sleep. Wanna
hear?
» I can split a Spam sandwich on our date tonight
« You're so sweet, bees buzz to you like honey
» You'd look so much prettier if you weren't ugly
« I can tell that you've never been loved
» When was the last time you shaved your mustache?
« You had me at "Get lost, creep"
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The Mating Instinct Part I
Animals seek to procreate. It's a natural instinct for an ape,
a dog, or a man to go out into the world and attempt to spread his seed.
Birds do it, flies do it, and even the little hamster in your Habitrail does
it. Without the mating instinct, the planet Earth would be a dead and barren
world.
Back in the days of the caveman, a male grunt would spot a hairy
female and take her by force. Nowadays, that sort of behavior will result in
a prison sentence where the world "rape' takes on a whole new meaning for
the convicted felon. In order to spread his seed nowadays, a man has to use
social skills, finesse, and a good pickup line to attract a mate.
Unfortunately, too many males don't have the necessary social skills, training, or
the ability to put together a coherent sentence to attract a women with mere words.
That's where DumbLines steps in to help you replace your inadequate words
with "pick up" lines that are nearly guaranteed to fail you in your quest
to procreate. The operative word being "nearly" because there's always a
chance of success.
«The
Mating Instinct II»
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